Life as an Introvert
"Mom? MAAAAAAM! *growls* Mothhhhherrrrr… *yodels* MAaaaAAAaammmMM!!!!"
Sometimes I forget I’m the gay cousin.
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
I’M DYING hELP
aCCORDING TO cLUB penGUIN NEOPETS IS A BAD WORD OMFG i’m dyING